PITTENS FOR SALE!

It is Official through an act of the Bacon Gods Rosie @MedusaJ the Barren (eggless) Beauty and Baron the Nutless Wonder have concieved PITTENS. These smelly freaks of nature will be on the auction block one at a time and we will sell them to the highest bidding Side Show.

The minimum bid is $10,000 as Rosie and Baron want to go live the life of luxury at The Atlantis Resort is the Bahamas (Rosie has a biG Slot Machine Obession.
THANKS PLEASE CALL 1-800-6-PITTENS! TO PLACE YOUR BID

Nutless Anonymous, 12 Step Program

1. Acceptance, The first step is admitting you have no nuts.
2. Believe there is a doctor out there who can restore our sanity, with neuticles.
3. Make the decision to leave our nuts behind us, and turn our live over to the Nutless Wonder
4. Conduct an inventory of all our remaining parts.
5. Admit that we have humped things in the past.
6. Admit that we are ready for the Nutless Wonder to remove any defects
7. Humbly ask the Nutless Wonder to remove our memories of our nuts, especially the fond licking memories
8. Make a list of everything and everyone we have humped
9. Apologize to our humpies and make amends
(Yes Spike that does included Stuffed animals to see @mattiedogs brofur Spike in action see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgfDb1Rp9G8)


10. Make a personal inventory of when you were humped ( I Baron am not the alpha of my pack and Moose has humped my head)
11. While licking oneself try to improve conscience contact with the Nutless Wonder
12. Have a spiritual awaking and become a Nutless Wonder and spread your teaching to other nutless animals in the world


P.S. Please know this post is in fun, i am in no way trying to make fun of the 12 step program

Official Paternity Results In

BIG BOY BOSCO AND

BARON VON ODEM
Were sitting around last night licking them....er...I mean bathing themselves when they both notice, that something was missing, actually two somethings. Then we got to comparing note and we both have the same reoccurring nightmare

Well we have accepted defeat

LADY BONESSA BABIES DADDIES IS................

APOLLO FRENCHIE








PS me and Bosco have started Nutless Anonymous to help us deal with our loss, TOGETHER WE CAN RECOVER, We have a Great 12 Step Program, also we already have 1 member Gunner a.k.a. TweetyPie54. Together we are the NUTLESS WONDERS!!

A day in the life of Baron the Beserker!

A day for Baron the Beserker begins with a quick check of my river

Then I pee and YES REAL MEN SQUAT

Then I go wake up Max and Pickle, so the real fun can begin

Yes they do have their own bed in mine and moms room, I sleep with mom!

Then my day consists of swimming, zoomies, toys and barking





Well Thank and Anyways that is pretty much my day!
Love Baron